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JOKES ABOUT ELDERLY PEOPLE
Sally told her friend Meg that she kept a lock of her husband Larry’s hair inside a locket as a memento. Meg said: „I thought Larry was still alive?“ And Sally said: „He is but all his hair’s gone.“
Two women were talking one day and one of them asked the other how her blind date last night went. Her friend replied.: „Terrible, he showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!“ The first woman said: „What’s wrong with that?“ Her friend replied: „He’s the original owner!“
The most successful member of a weight loss support group was a 75 year old woman and when her friends asked her how she did it, she said: „Easy, I take my teeth out right before I get late night cravings!“
Two men in their 70s were talking one day, and one of them said: „I may be 75 but I feel like a newborn.“ The other man said: „Really? How’s that?“ The first one replied: „Because I’ve got no hair, no teeth and I keep waking up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom!“